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—list.of.RECORDS_- DAN OWNS
the story so far:
people keep asking me who Dan is, and I have no idea why.
i'm not sure which Dan they mean; If it's a Dan of which I know in person or by
reputation or perhaps even biblically but I'm sure polling the internet for
what records Dan owns, can help me figure out who Dan is.
but when i post about it,
people just keep asking me who Dan is. and I know why, but I have no idea who
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- Weezer - Hashpipe
- Best of Rod Stewart
- confield
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- tri repetae
- peel session (1)
- chiastic slide
- saw 85-92
- analogue bubblebath 1-5
- surfing on sine waves
- my favorite 80ties group is a-ha
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I loved slayer in the eighties
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- Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever
- Taylor Swift [All Scooter Braun versions,
incl. some test pressings]
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CDs hevquip has broken:
- afx - classics
- fight club
- venetian snares - detrimentalist
- tina turner - ??
our thoughts and prayers are with richie hawtin's haircut after its
recent hospitalization from a fight with a cactus plant
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[STOLEN] by Tony's Klepto Friend
- The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, Volume One, 1929-1964
- Infected Mushroom - Classical Mushroom
- Iannis Xenakis - Electro-Acoustic Music
- Squarepusher - Go Plastic
- The Wachowski Sisters - The Matrix
- Ladytron - Light & Magic
- Chicks On Speed - Will Save Us All!
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“As Sam Altman thinks for me now,
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# times squarepusher hasn't helped me find
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[.GEAR.TALK.]
Infected Mushroom reportedly uses
this "Secret Weapon" Synthesizer
to directly print thought to
industry standard RF64
WAV files [ITU-R BS.2088]
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- The Automat Boys
- Shower 6
- Infected Bathroom
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- Furman Kind
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- mermaidman
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- The Sam Altman Emo Band
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from the esteemed erowid.org,
aphex twin has been permanently
homosexual since attempting
to listen to goa trance on
800mcg of LSD.
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